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Mary Had a Hot Ram Chapter
by David Crane
Mary Wilson had a little lamb.
His fleece was white as snow and he followed her to school and all that shit, but the nursery rhyme stuff stopped there -- because the little lamb grew up to be a horny ram.
The ram was a powerful creature with swept-back horns, mighty shoulders and piledriver haunches. He remained white except for a black face and black rings around his legs just above the nimble cloven hoofs. He had golden eyes. He had the long flowing beard of a patriarch, but his balls were full of youthful cum.
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Note 1: A special thank you goes to the great people who read my story in advance and give me suggestions and point out errors (Julia...you will always be my pet and Greg...who has sparked a few new ideas for me).
Note 3: As always, a special thank you goes to Estragon for his copy editing. You are a blessing!!!
Meridian is my younger sister by two years. Since we were little she and I have been best buddies. For the most part we have always gotten along great together. I love playing games and hanging out with her. She's the happiest person I know and has the cutest smile and the most adorable laugh ever. She is so fun to be around and she's kind and friendly to everyone.
As her older brother, naturally I enjoy teasing the hell out of her. I learned early on that I could get her all worked up pretty easy by kidnapping her dolls or holding her bears for ransom. I loved tormenting her just to get her to scream and chase me around the house, begging me to give them back.
Brenda was an attractive lady who had been unlucky in life, abandoned by a cheating husband who left her with two kids and little else. They had met very young, the first week at university, which meant she was totally inexperienced at relationships. Her doubts as to whether she would attract men lasted a very short time. With her dark Italianate good looks she was soon being propositioned by all sorts of guys; she had an affair with an old friend then, resuming her abandoned studies in accountancy, acquired a number of fuck-buddies a good fifteen to eighteen years younger than her. But what she really wanted was a relationship whereas what they queued up for was the kudos of screwing an attractive older woman before finding a girlfriend closer to their ages.
Mitos (Nika Madrid) is a typical bar girl who sells flesh just to augment a living.
Danny Boy (Rev Reyes), a typical school teenager who fell in love with her despite being a prostitute.
Everything altered when she let Danny Boy experienced his "first time".
Both share the course of bodily fascination and enjoy the intensity of lustful obsession... until one day, guilt feelings envelop her conscience.
Because of their dissimilar level of soul, she decided to give up everything and went back to the province.
Will genuine love hoard their boundless relationship or intense passion be the reason for them to lie back once more in each other's heart?
Directed by Cesar S.B. Abella
Nonong de Andres
He was already different even before he was born. His eccentric mother took fancy on horses during his conception, and this led to his being born with animal appeal. As he grew up, he became the object of people's curiosity. But the moment he became a full grown man, his strange physical endowment turned him into an object of desire. Girls, and even gays, fell under his incredible wild sex appeal, and he got himself a reputation of being a ladies' man. Until he met the woman who woul d change his life forever.
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More guy friends for her means more sex for you.
Men have more sex—and better sex—when their girlfriend is a guy’s girl, not a girly girl. Best of both worlds, right? Eh, this is kind of a catch 22. The reason you’re having more sex is because of all her guy friends. You feel you’re competing for her attention and affection, according to a study published in the Journal of Comparative Psychology.
You want to remain the man on top, literally, and no one can blame you for that. In fact, this may be a good thing. Your lady enjoys more romantic attention, and you enjoy more sex, but there is a caveat. Though you’re in between the sheets more, you’re also fighting the sneaking suspicion that she’s being unfaithful.
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"How long do women really want to have sex? Twenty minutes? Seven minutes? I always feel pressure to go long and not orgasm early." -Will N., Landrum, SC
The only time a girl will ever want to have sex for less than seven minutes is when it’s in an airplane bathroom and she wants bragging rights. But in general, it’s fine to have sex of varying lengths, as long as we’re talking more than five minutes. Even though a 2012 study conducted by Australian sex therapists showed that quickies can be experienced as satisfying, trust me: No woman wants every time to be hovering around the five-minute mark.
Variation is good because it keeps things interesting. There are only so many things to switch up when it comes to the physical act of sex, and speed is certainly one of them. You don’t have to start out slow and then progressively go faster and faster. Feel free to go from fast to slow to medium speed and back to slow—whatever fits the mood. Read her signs, and if she seems to be out of the moment, slow down to bring her back into it. The time to go fast is when you want to rile her up. Make sure she’s into it when you’re going fast, though, so that you don’t just seem like a horny rabbit.